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2x03 - Up Your Arsenal

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Computer: Sir, installation, is now complete.
Sinister: Finally...
[Turns on machine]
Sinister: Soon, the city of Toronto, will be mine...computer, activate project "Pop star".
[Machine creates a robot]
Courtney: Ha, finally I'm back...what the, who are you?
Sinister: Miss Gears...
[Kisses her hand]
Sinister: Forgive me, for I am the one that has brought you back.
Courtney: In that case, thank you, but...
[Shoots Sinister]
Courtney: Sorry old timer, but I have my own plans.
[Gets in shuttle]
Courtney: See ya!
[Takes off]
Sinister: She is more "persitant"  than I thought [gets up] I wish her luck then.
[Theme music plays, Edward and Dysart are patrolling the galaxy]
Dysart: Edward, where are we even going?
Edward: You'll see soon enough.
Dysart: I've been sitting back here for hours and...huh?
[See's a space station]
Dysart: What the?
Edward: "We" are going to see my good friends, Ratchet and Clank.
Dysart: No way, You serious!?!
Edward: Yep, I also realised that you never meet them, so I thought I'd surprise you.
Dysart: Oh I'm surprised alright, I can't believe I'm actually gonna meet Ratchet, this is so cool.
[Wipes scene]
Edward: Hello, Ratchet, Clank, you guys in here!?!
Clank: Ratchet look, it's mister Berkowitz...
[Ratchet gets up]
Clank: And it seems he has brought a friend with him.
Dysart: (Talking to himself) There he is.
[Ratchet jumps down]
Ratchet: Eddie, it's so good to see you.
Edward: Hey Ratchet, this is my friend, Dysart.
[Ratchet shakes his hand]
Ratchet: So your Dysart huh, Edward said many good things about you.
Dysart: Really, like what?
Ratchet: That your always reliable, and dependable...
Dysart: Heh.
Ratchet: But lets see if those sayings are true.
Dysart: What do you mean?
Clank: Here.
Dysart: What are these for?
Edward: Oh that's right, I didn't tell you.
Dysart: Tell me what?
Edward: You and me, are gonna be testing a new battle ground Ratchet made.
Dysart: Oh cool!
Ratchet: Yeah, but your gonna need to wear these, to help protect you.
Dysart: Protect us, from what?
Clank: You ask a lot of questions, for a human.
Edward: He could sometimes be clueless.
Dysart: Hey man, not cool.
Ratchet: Hurry up and put it on, will ya?
Dysart: Oh...
[Wipes scene]
Edward: You know, I actually like this.
Dysart: Not bad, does this come in brown!?!
Ratchet: (Speaker) Okay guys, how do you feel?
Edward: Fine.
Ratchet: (Speaker) Good, right now, you guys are standing in, the main gate, which is your way in, and out, but for now, head to the waypoint I set.
Dysart: What waypoint?
[Waypoint goes on]
Dysart: Oh, that waypoint.
Edward: Is there anything we need to know first?
Ratchet: (Speaker) I'll fill you guys in as you both go along.
Dysart: Okay...
Edward: Right, lets go.
[Both make their way to the waypoint]
Dysart: This isn't so bad.
[Floors opens]
Edward: Whoa, hey!
[Robots come out]
Dysart: I had to say it.
Ratchet: (Speaker) You guys didn't actually think that is was gonna be that easy, now did you?
Dysart: What's with the robots?
Ratchet: (Speaker) These are your guys enemies, destroy them to unlock cool abilities.
Edward: Sounds easy enough.
Dysart: This outta be fun.
[Robots charge at Dysart and Edward]
Edward: After you.
Dysart: No please, I assistace.
Edward: Alright then.
[Both start to fight robots]
Dysart: Just like old times!
[Scene goes to Ratchet]
Ratchet: Hmm, I guess he was right, he is good, but can he handle this?
[Presses button, and floor opens, giant robot comes out]
Dysart: Whoa, look at this guy!
Edward: Are those laser cannons?
[Giant robot charges it's cannon]
Dysart: Uh...
Edward: (Talking to himself) Man he really went all out.
[Shoots cannon]
Dysart: Incoming!
[Edward and Dysart jump out of the way]
Dysart: Heh, not bad...
[Sommons dark sword]
Dysart: But lets see you try to keep with this.
Edward: Ready when you are.
[Both charge at the giant robot, giant robot pulls out more weapons]
Dysart: Huh!?!
Edward: Didn't see this coming.
[Giant robot begins to shoot, Edward and Dysart begin to dodge]
Dysart: This just makes it even more fun!
Edward: You said it D, now hows about we finish this?
Dysart: When ever your ready Ed!
[Both attack the giant robot, the giant robot blows up]
Edward: Oh yeah!
Dysart: That's what I'm talking about.
[Both smack hands]
Clank: (Speaker) The course is not yet finish unless you've reached the waypoint.
Dysart: Oh right.
[Both continue to head to the waypoint, floor opens up again]
Ratchet: Hey, you forgot one!
[Both turn around and see Ratchet wearing power armor]
Dysart: Whoa, nice gear, but I don't see any left.
Edward: I think he means, himself.
Dysart: Oh...wait, what!?!
Ratchet: Okay D, lets see if those sayings are really true.
Dysart: I'm gonna have to face...you!?!
Ratchet: Don't worry [smacks his weapon against his hand] I promise to go easy on ya.
Dysart: Gulp*
[Ratchet chages at Dysart]
Dysart: Whoa!
[Dodges it]
Ratchet: Come on now, don't be like that.
Edward: Dysart!
[Tosses him a wrench]
Dysart: Seriously!?!
[Ratchet charges at Dysart, but Dysart puts the wrench in front of him and blocks it]
Ratchet: Your even faster than I thought!
Dysart: Years of training!
Ratchet: I guess you can be...
[Courtney bursts in]
Courtney: Hey Ratchet, do you remember me?
Ratchet: What the...no...it can't be!
Edward: What, you know her?
Dysart: Wow.
Courntey: What, your not going to introduce me to your friends?
Ratchet: How the heck are you still alive!?!
Courtney: It's best if I don't tell you, but I guess you know by now why I'm here?
Ratchet: Clank!
[Drops a holding shield on Courtney, but she breaks out]
Ratchet: What the, it didn't work?
Courtney: What can I say, you can't keep goos music down.
Dysart: Who is she?
Courtney: If your not going to introduce me to your friends, then I might as well do it myself...
Edward & Dysart: Huh?
Courtney: The names Courtney, Courtney Gears.
Edward: You mean the "Courtney Gears" that tried to turn the whole race into robots?
Courtney: I'm surprised that someone remembers me.
Ratchet: What do you want?
Courtney: I'm here to finish my job I tried to finish many years ago.
Dysart: Then why did you just tell us that?
Courtney: Because, I'm also here to pick up my "robot converter", now Ratch, where is it?
Ratchet: Like I'm ever gonna tell you.
Courtney: Oh love it when my fans play hard to get, fine...
[Pulls out a mini robot converter]
Courtney: Then have it your way.
[Shoots Ratchet and turns him into a robot]
Ratchet: (Robot voice) Must destroy all squishies.
Dysart: Gasp*
Edward: Ratchet!
Courtney: Then I guess I'm gonna have to find it myself, unless either one of you nice gentleman want to do it for me?
Edward: Your gonna pay for that!
[Charges at Courtney]
Courtney: Yawn.
[Ropes Edward to the ground with another raygun]
Edward: You'll never get away with this!
[Points at Dysart]
Dysart: Wait!
Courtney: Hmm?
Dysart: I know where it is, and I'll go get for you.
Edward: Dysart, no!
Courtney: Finally some respected.
[Lowers down raygun]
Dysart: [Looks at Edward] I'm sorry...
Edward: You traitor!
[Wipes to next scene, and Dysart comes back with the robot converter]
Courtney: Took you long enough.
Dysart: (Says nothing)
[Edward struggles to get loose]
Dysart: Just take it and go.
[Courtney grabs it]
Courtney: Don't worry, you'll soon be like your friend.
[Courtney enters back in the shuttle and flies away]
Dysart: Sigh*
[Dysart unties Edward]
Edward: Are you insane, you just gave a dangerous device to a long time psychcotic robot!?!
Dysart: Relax, I didn't really give the device.
Edward: You didn't?
Dysart: Nope, it turns out Ratchet destroyed a few years ago.
Edward: Then what did you give her?
Dysart: Something that's been deactive for a very long time now.
Edward: But why?
Dysart: I had to give her something to make her leave.
Edward: Oh...well, I'm sorry for calling you a traitor and all.
Dysart: No need to apologize, your just mad that Ratchet was turned into a robot.
Edward: But how will we turn him back?
Dysart: I'm sure Clank will figure something out, right Clank?
[Both realise that Clank isn't there]
Dysart: Clank?
[Wipes scene]
Courtney: I knew that kid would try to pull something as dumb as this, in fact, I owe it all to you my little robot.
Clank: It was no problem my master.
Courtney: Now, where is my "real" robot converter?
Clank: A copy of the device is being held in the hall of heroes.
Courtney: Where is that?
Clank: A city called, Splitsboro, your leadership.
Courtney: Then I guess we're going to have a little raod trip [evil laugh]
[Cuts to black]
Dysart: Well there goes my idea...
Edward: Listen Dysart, there is a psychotic machanical pop star who wants to turn the whole human race into robots, and we need to do something fast!
Dysart: Alright alright, um...I guess we could worry about Ratchet later, right now, we need to head to the hall of heroes.
Edward: Why there?
Dysart: Because I just remembered that there is another robot converter there.
Edward: You serious!?!
Dysart: Yep.
Edward: Oy...
Dysart: I'm driving!
Edward: Hold on.
Dysart: What?
Edward: You and I are about to face, would could be an army of robots by the time we get there, don't you think we might need some weapons?
Dysart: Oh yeah, but where can we get them?
[Opens Ratchet's armory]
Dysart: Oh.
Edward: Aw yeah, I'm about to get serious.
[Five minutes later, Edward and Dysart are wearing power armor]
Dysart: Okay, now I look good.
Edward: Now lets go save the world...again.
[Wipes scene]
Courtney: Are you sure that this will work?
Clank: I got you this far now didn't I, trust me my master.
Courtney: Okay, I just hope the mini robot army will hold them off.
[Wipes scene, shows a lot of robots]
Dysart: Wow.
Edward: I know right?
Dysart: Good call on the weapons idea.
[See's the hall of heroes]
Dysart: I'm guessing that Courtney, is in there.
Edward: We can't fight through them all, we need to at least save some ammo.
Dysart: Then what's your plan?
Edward: Good point, lets just drop em.
[Edward jumps down]
Dysart: Works for me.
[Dysart jumps down]
Eric: Edward, Dysart?
Trevor: Where did you guys come from?
Rodney: And where did you get the awesome gear?
Dysart: Ain't this just convinent?
Eric: What is?
Edward: Never mind, do you guys know how to fire these?
[Gives them all weapons]
Rodney: Cool, wait, doesn't this belong to Ratchet?
Dysart: Does it matter?
Rodney: Good point.
Trevor: I don't know what's going on, but I'm likeing it!
Dysart: Eric, status!
Eric: A robot army has taken over the city, but there are still people that are not robots!
Edward: Well then, you and Trevor save the people, me, Rodney, and Dysart are gonna head to the hall of heroes!
Eric & Trevor: Got it!
Kitty: What about us?
[Shows Stacy and the others]
Dysart: This just keeps getting better.
Edward: You and Vana help out Eric and Trevor, while you two come with us!
[Gives Kitty and Vana weapons]
Vana: Wait, I don't wanna fight.
Heloise: Then why are you here?
Vana: Because, I was hanging out with "my" friends.
Stacy: So, now your gonna keep hanging out with them.
Vana: But what if I don't want to anymore?
Dysart: Vana, quite crying and get to work.
Vana: Wha!
Edward: Lets go already!
[All start fight robots]
Vana: Who does he think he is!?!
Kitty: At least he talked you!
Vana: Good point, lets do this!
[Continues to fight robots]
Rodney: Edward, where's Ratchet!?!
Edward: He got turned into a robot!
Heloise: But how is that even possible?
Stacy: You can't turn people into robots, can you?
Dysart: Apperantly you can!
Edward: Incoming!
[Rockets fall from the sky, all dodge it]
Heloise: What the heck, where did those come from!?!
Rodney: Up high!
[All see Master Xox flying above them]
Dysart: What do you want, I don't have time to deal with you!
Rodney: Then let me handle with him...
Edward: What?
Rodney: Come on, besides you two need to stop whoever is behind all of this.
Dysart: Uh...
Rodney: Why are you still here, go!
Stacy: Come on Dysart, he'll be just fine.
Dysart: (Talking to himself) Good luck Rodney...
[Rodney begins to fight Master Xox, meanwhile, they all arrive in the hall of heroes]
Edward: It's too quite.
Dysart: Girls listen, whatever you do, don't get hit by that mini converter of her's.
Heloise: Mini what?
Stacy: Guys look out!
[Mini converter goes off]
Dysart: Oh...
[Stacy and Heloise push Edward and Dysart out of the way and turn into robots]
Edward: No...Heloise...
Heloise: (Robot voice) Must destroy!
Stacy: (Robot voice) All life forms!
Dysart: Gasp*
Courtney: [Evil laugh] Don't you just love what I've created?
Edward: ...
Dysart: This ends here Gears!
Edward: You gone to far this time...
[Pulls out repeater]
Edward: Eat plasma!
[Shoots at Courtney, but she dodges the all]
Courtney: My turn!
[Dysart and Edward get caught by a trap, both are now stuck]
Dysart: Argh* Let us go!
Courtney: I will, soon enough.
Edward: Why do you want to get rid of the all races, it makes no scense?
Courtney: Because, I have my reasons.
Dysart: Then why won't you tell us?
Courtney: Because your humans, that's why, but I will tell you that, we are the future, why can't you squishies understand that?
Dysart: ...
[Pod comes down]
Courtney: Now if you excuse me, I have some work to finish.
[Dysart gets loose, and shoots Courtney's pod]
Dysart: You ain't going anywhere!
[Dysart unties Edward, again]
Edward: This ends here Courtney, one way or another!
Courtney: Fine, this should be fun anyway.
[Floor opens, Courtney goes into power armor]
Courtney: Now we'll see if you squishies can live up to your name.
Dysart: You know, I did not see that coming.
Edward: She will pay for all she's done!
[Dysart and Edward begin to fight Courtney]
Edward: Take this!
[Shoots at Courtney, but she dodges it, Courtney pulls out two machine guns and shoots at Dysart and Edward]
Courtney: You squishies sure can dance!
Dysart: We have to get rid of her device before it's too late, Edward, go destroy the machine, I'll hold her off!
Edward: No way I'm missing this, she's gonna pay, and I'm going to make sure she does!
Dysart: I'm gonna go then, good luck!
[Dysart tries to head to the Robot converter]
Courtney: Oh no you don't!
[tries to shoot at Dysart, but Edward hits Courtney]
Edward: It's you and me!
Courtney: This should be fun.
[Meanwhile]
Dysart: Now where can it be...oh.
[See's the Robot convereter]
Dysart: Time to shut you down...what the?
[Clank attacks Dysart, but Dysart dodges it]
Dysart: Clank, what are you doing?
Clank: Leave my master at work, you have no business being here human!
[Dysart see's that Clank is being controlled]
Dysart: That little...look I understand that your trying to help, but you don't let me do this, I'm gonna have no other choice.
[Clank doesn't move]
Dysart: Sigh* I tried to warn you...
[Knocks away Clank]
Dysart: I didn't really want to do that, now to shut this thing down.
[Courtney Shoots at Dysart]
Dysart: Whoa!
[But misses]
Courtney: Get away, from my invention!
Dysart: I don't think so and...wait, where's Edward?
Courtney: I took care of him, now unless you don't want to turn out like, I suggest you step away from the machine.
Dysart: You mean you...
Courtney: Yep.
Dysart: ...
Courtney: I said...huh?
[Juro begins to take over]
Juro/Dysart: You've gone too far this time!
Courtney: Huh, what the...what is that?
Juro: I am the guardian of this child, and I'll be dealing with you!
Courtney: Oh yeah, well eat this!
[Shoots Juro, but reflects]
Courtney: No effect...but how?
Juro: I'm a guardian, what else what you'd expected?
Courtney: Wha...
Juro: Now, face your defeat!
[Juro destroys Courtney and the machine]
Courtney: My fans can't live without me!!!
[Machine blows up, everyone returns to normal]
Stacy: Wha...what happened?
Heloise: Why do I taste oil?
[Meanwhile]
Edward: Dysart?
Dysart: (Says nothing)
Edward: Where's Courtney?
Dysart: She's gone, for good.
Edward: Oh...
Dysart: Did it work?
Edward: Yeah, everyone in the city was turned back to normal.
Dysart: Good [gets up] because just imagine if we had to turn them all back?
Edward: Yeah, well, we did it, we saved the world...
Dysart: Again.
Edward: Heh.
[Zooms out]
Sinister: Well, I did try to warn her, but I guess some people can stay the same, lets go!
Guard: Yes sir.
[Wipes scene]
Ratchet: So she's gone, for good?
Dysart: Yeah, I made sure of it.
Edward: And sorry for using your gear without you permission.
Ratchet: No worries, you know, it kinda felt cool to be a robot.
Dysart: Really?
Ratchet: No, not really.
Dysart: Oh.
Edward: Is there anything else you want us to do?
Ratchet: You two just finish saving the world, I think you did enough for one day.
Dysart: Good.
Edward: By the way, can I keep the suit?
Ratchet: Sure, I was going to give them to you guys anyway, besides, I got plenty.
Dysart: Is Clank gonna be okay?
Ratchet: He's gonna be fine, he just needs to be fixed, that's all.
Dysart: Well, it was nice seeing you Ratchet.
Ratchet: You too Dysart, I just wish I've could of been any help at all.
Dysart: Oh trust me, you were.
[Both shake hands]
Edward: Come on Dysart, don't forget that we have a date with the girls tonight.
Dysart: Oh right, coming!
Ratchet: (Talking to himself) I guess the sayings are true after all...
[Looks at photo]
Ratchet: (Talking to himself) And that's good enough for me.
[Fades to black, end credits]
Edward takes Dysart to see Ratchet and Clank, but during their visit, a long time foe of Ratchet returns and tries to turn the whole human race into robots.
Enjoy B-)
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heloiseEfingrocks's avatar
Holy Potato man!!
You wrote a ****ing novel.